Chennai real estate

I am recording my views on Chennai real estate. I dont claim myself an expert and an avid follower of the trend.

Chennai has become a lovely hub of industrialisation over past 15-22 years... be it automobile, IT, manufacturing or one can consider even colleges as business houses :)

Due to the strong availability of educated, graduated youth lot of companies started setting up shop in chennai. Disadvantage - Sweat Climate, yellowish water. Barring that Chennai, had everything going in its way.

Thankfully, those got ignored post 2003 and Chennai zoomed and was leading contributor in job creation over last decade.

Chennai is very wide - OMR, Kelambakkam on one side... maraimalai nagar on other side... till Sriperumpudhur, Ranipet on third side.... Fourth side lead to Andhra pradesh !

Where to buy is the mute question ?

OMR, Maraimalai Nagar and Sriperumpudur looks good for investment opportunity. Why ? Employed people are out in full strength in those localities ! Strictly for Flats with rental income opportunity !

But my bet for next 10-18 years is on Coimbatore ! Fine city, nicely connected, decent climate and easy water and where the India's F3 car made with Maruti 800 CC Engline ! It is a place to spend after your active life / retirement than Chennai.

I predict a respectable job creation in Coimbatore. Be there to grab the opportunity and start eyeing the lands !

Eden fiasco - a funny take

Ground inspection is going on by ICC. An imaginative, funny take on how the inspection would have got carried out...

ICC: Can we inspect the ground ?
Eden Off: yes pls
ICC: How many stands we have ?
Eden Off: 10
ICC: How many are ready ?
Eden Off: all are ready. but you are supposed to check it. Dont you want to check?
ICC: Yes., we will check. Why no chairs on this stand?
Eden Off: Chairs will be put in another 10 days. you see., there will be dust when construction is going on. so., we want that to get over.
ICC: When this stand 7 will get ready ?
Eden Off: dont tell anybody sir... this was ready some 5 months before. But the top three rows got collapsed and then we rectified it. It is almost ready now.
ICC: (didnt know what to react)... now, is it ready or not ?
Eden Off: yes, it is ready now. only painting is pending.
ICC: Why the Debris is remaining all over?
Eden Off: If we clean all the debris, it will bring drishti. we will remove it 15 days before the match.
ICC: What is drishti ?
Eden off: you see., folks who walk inside will say "wow","beautiful"... that will bring drishti. and it is not good for the stadium.
ICC: Where about the lights ?
Eden Off: Tower is there. We bought Crompton lamps instead of Philips to save some money. But we cant test it now.
ICC: Why ?
Eden off: We have not paid the Electricity bill during last three months. bcoz, construction work was going on. No need for light... you know...
ICC: Faints....

Hilarious Spoof - Sonia Gandhi

I came across this Hilarious spoof through email forward

Original tune - Aigiri Nandini Nandita Medni
How will Sonia Gandhi will offer her prayer....

http://soundcloud.com/krishashok/mozzarellasura-linguini-stotram

Lyrics goes like this:

Ai Funghi Linguini Foccacia Capellini Pizza Fettucine Lasagna Penne
Spinaci Bolognese Pesto Minestrone Cannelloni Porfirio Asparagi
Ravioli Spaghetti Alfredo Pescatore Fresco Pomodoro Tagliatelle
Tiramisu Arabiatta Farfalle Stagioni Calzone Gamberi Pepperoncini
Ai Frutti di Mare Quattro Formaggio Risotto con Pollo Paesana Roma
Napolitana Fagioli alla Checca Gorgonzola Gnocchi Carbonara

Funny takes on Inception Movie

My funny takes on Inception movie... just for fun...

• Why everyone is going to Inception for second time ? Bcoz, they didnt understand half of the story when they saw first time !!!
• Why everyone says they love Inception ? Bcoz it is the latest fashion statement :)
• Like one villager, we clap when others clap, we laugh when others laugh and we leave when every one else leaves - That is Inception movie experience for you !!!
• You cant even threaten your friends that you will tell the story or climax and spoil the suspense... bcoz, u hv not understood it in anyway !!!
• What do you call over-hyping - When the fans react that they are looking forward to the sequel of Inception

Talk about drinking

Conversation between newly wed couples:

Day 1

Wife - Did you drink today?

Hubby - yes, there was a celebration party for some promotion. It is a social obligation, i could not avoid it

Wife - Ummm... #$%^

Day 4

Wife - You seem to be bit sober today, not talking much... what happaned...

Hubby - Boss was quite unhappy with output, he fired us left and right.

Wife - but some smell is coming...

Hubby - yeah (meekly)

Wife - @#$%^&^&

Hubby - We had a dinner meeting and tried to find out solution, so sipped some bit of drink...

Wife - ????

Day 5 - Morning...

Wife - so, i should not ask you for reason for drinking ?

Hubby - Oh Darling... i am sorry

Hubby's voice inside the mind - You moron, have u understood this finally ????

Office Campus

Sprawling campus
Nice looking lawns
Pleasant weather
Decent food
Hot tea
Cool friends
Chill Breeze
Sweet nothings
Friday dressing
Bird watching
TGIF...

Seventh Sense

How many of you has seen this design? Seventh Sense or Yezhaam Arivu movie's design.... I am liking it for sure. Brilliantly imagined and written portion "Arivu" letters as part of human face makes us to say "wow"

Blog Name Changed

Ok folks...

I have changed the name of the blog to celebrate 5,00,000 (5 Lakh) page views.

The new name - Musings of a Wandering Witty Guy from Chennai

& the blog is
About Indian Stock Market, Wit Chennai, Travel, reflections & Music; Jack of all trades and trying to become master of few ! :)

Thanx for your time and ideas.

Dreams

Dreams floating around
Clouds gather around
dont be marooned
get yourself groomed

Cell Phone jokes

Nowadays, cell phones are priced like laptops and got lot of features... so, i realised i can make couple of jokes out of it, they are:

1. Feature - 512 MB RAM, 448 MB ROM, Vista... blah blah...
Reaction: wow., thats better the configuration of my desktop provided to me in office :)

2. Feature - 7 mega pixel camera. I can take and publish pictures in facebook.
Q: How do you do it?
A: well, i just bought it. If you give me 3 hours i will learn and tell you :)

3. Feature - email access
Q: So, do you check ur mails thru this?
A: Yes, i do once in a week. coz i receive only junk mails from my friends...

4. Feature - Bluetooth
Q: Can u take me a picture and send to me over bluetooth?
A: as i told you, i am just learning the feature. i will manage to send it in another 30m
after 30m - why are you swetting?
a: i am trying hard to learn the flow and send the picture., dont disturb me, hang on...

கோவில் மணி ஓசை...

கோவில் மணி ஓசை தன்னை கேட்டதாரோ


அங்கு போனதாரோ

ஓசி வெண் பொங்கல் சாப்பிடும் கூட்டத்தாரோ

வாசனை பிடித்து போனீரோ

சட்னி சாம்பார் தேடினிரோ

சக்கரை பொங்கல் கிடைக்குமா என்று நாக்கை தொங்க போட்டீரோ

My take on 3-D

I have become little sick of everyone talking about seeing Avatar on 3-D only. My take goes like that... Drink a 500ml hot drink like Old Monk without mixing water and walk into any theater.

You can feel 3-D effect in Any movie, any theater, any time without anyones help :)

Paa Movie in Tamil

PAA in Tamil... Threatening Launch Today...

To Terrify you

To Demotivate you

To make you sleepless

To make you speechless

Very Soon Near your Cinemas

Two hours in wedding !

கல்யாணத்தில் இரண்டு மணி நேரம்: (in english and tamil)

இந்த கல்யாணம் விசிட் ஒரு கஷ்டமான விஷயம்., சொந்தம், பந்தம் ரொம்ப முக்கியம். ஆனாலும், வணக்கம், அசட்டு சிரிப்பு, கை குலுக்கல்கள், சௌக்கியமா இது தவிர இன்ன பிற இல்லல்களும் உண்டு.. அவை...

ஏதாவது ஒரு பெரிசு, நான் யாருன்னு தெரியறதா ? ன்னு கேட்கும்., நாமும் ஒரு தினுசாக சிரித்து ஏதாவது ஒரு பதில் பேசுவோம். சில சமயம் தப்பிப்போம், சில சமயம் மாட்டுவோம் !

சில பெண்கள் கேட்பார்கள்., சங்கரா நீ? ஒன்ன எவ்ளோ சின்ன பையனா பார்த்தது... இப்படி வளர்ந்திட்டாயே ! என்ன பதில் சொல்ல... என்ன நீங்க மட்டும் எவ்ளோ ஒல்லியா, அழகா இருந்தீங்க? இப்ப இப்படி பூசணிக்காய் மாதிரி ஆயிட்டீங்களேன்னு நம்மளால சொல்ல முடியறதா? என்ன பண்றது... திரும்பவும் ஒரு தினுசான சிரிப்பு !

இன்னும் சில பேர்., நீ பெங்களூரு, பாம்பே ? அங்கே எந்த ஏரியா? அந்த ------- ஹோட்டல் இன்னும் இருக்கா?

இப்போ எல்லாம் பல பேர், என்கிறது பொண்ணு அமெரிக்கா இருக்கா, கனடால இருக்கா ! என் பையன் IBMல இருக்கான், எப்போதும் பிஸி, பயணம், அவன் தான் ஒரு பெரிய தூண் அப்படின்னு ஒரே புகழ்ச்சி, பெருமை !

சிலர் உபசாரம்கிற பேரிலே, சாப்பிட்டு தான் போகனும்னு சொல்லுவாங்க., அட போங்க சார், வந்ததே சாப்பிட தானே ! யார் காடேரிங் ? ஞாநாம்பிகா, அறுசுவை, விநாயகா.. நான் ரெடி, நல்லா மூக்கு பிடிக்க சாப்பிட ! இதை விட வேற என்ன தலை போற விஷயம் முக்கியம்...

என்ன தான் இருந்தாலும் எனக்கு இந்த கல்யாண விசிட் ரொம்ப பிடிக்கும் ! அது தான் எதுக்குன்னு இன்னும் புரியலை ! ஒரு வேளை சாப்பாடும், இந்த அழகான பட்டு புடவையுமோ?

Two Hours in Wedding:

Visiting a wedding is little difficult, we make it a point to go due to frienda and relatives.. But these Hi, Good morning, silly, meaningless smile, handshakes, how are you.. and some other sweet nothings makes life little difficult over there.. those are:

Some old person will ask., " do you recognise, identify me"? some times we come with success, sometimes we get caught in that tricky question !

Some aunty type lady will ask., " are you the sankar?, you were so small and now you became so big, r u in engg? etc"... unfortunately, what goes in our mind is something like this " what aunty, you are so good, slim and trim., but now you became like one kushboo".. we manage to sneak out with another silly smile !

Some people ask " u from bangalore, bombay?", that ---- hotel is still there, which locality you live over there?

Some people proudly, happily tell "my daughter lives in USA, canada" , "my son works for IBM, he is very busy, hectic with hell lot of travel"

The hosts usually ask " you must not go without eating"... I cant stop laughing at them... what do say dude, i came all the way to eat only, who does catering here - nyanaambiga, arusuvai, vinayaga? what else is important other than three course lunch in life?

Whatever we say, we feel, i always liked to visit weddings., not figured out why i do so... is it bcoz of these food and pattu sarees?

Titbits - Lyrically # 3 - Toilet special

I would like to use these two songs are best suited for toilet singing !
Lot of people read books, now you can humm these too ! sing while you try to shit and must not otherwise !

# 1

Varudhu Varudhu vilagu vilagu
vengai veliye varudhu
Ada Varudhu Varudhu vilagu vilagu
Vengai veliye varudhu

# 2
Kathirindhu from vaidehi kaathirunthal...

paada paduthum kaada karuppa
vaada neeyum erangi vaada
Vandhiru vandhiru
thaana vandhiru
illenna
paattu padippen
udukkai adippen
sathaanoda kootil adaippen
vadhiru vandhiru

### I read this in dinamalar letters some years back, got reminded of it when i heard this song yesterday ! So., not purely crass thinking of mine :)

Titbits - lyrically # 2

Due to popular demand, here I go again ...

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1. Hubby: Ennavaley adi ennavaley, en idhayathai tholaithu vitten, endha idam, adhu tholaindha idam andha idathayum maranthu vitten

Bubbly: Oh, you lost your phone, wallet, then credit card. I should house arrest you b4 u lost kidney, eyes etc....

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2. female: En vettu thotathil poovellam kettu paar, en veetu jannal kambi ellame kettu paar, en veetu thennan keetrai kettu paar, un per sollum

male: I am not a auditor or CBI or vairamuthu or mf hussain. will it tell your bank balance first?
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3. female: Siru thodathalile chinna chinnadhai siragugal pooka
varum iravugalil innum innum naan ketka

male: oh gosh, if she singing this much for one small touching, touching, what will happen after first night... this is scary dude
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4. male: Uyire uyire ennai unnodu kalandhu vidu, ninaive ninaive endhan nenjodu kalandhu vidu,nilave nilave indha vinnodu kalandhu vidu, kadhal irundhal endhal kannodu kalandhu vidu

Teacher: this fellow has miserably failed in chemistry thru his life that is why he is quoting "mixing, kalandhu vidu" so many times !
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5. Hi malini..I am Krishnan…naan idha solliye aaganum..nee avlavu azhagu..
Inga evanum ivlo azhaga oru… Ivlo azhaga paarthurka maattaanga…and I am in love with you…

above lines in chennai tamil: innamme malini, naan idha onnande sonnennu vachuko, bejara pove nee, nee, summa sollangatti me, sema figure, indha area-liye nee thaan sema figure. ivlo super-a, oru payalum paakkale; thoda, naan unnai daavadikkeren

இன்னாம்மே மாலினி, நான் இத ஒன்னாண்டே சொன்னேன்னு வச்சுக்கோ, பேஜாரா போவே நீ, சும்மா சொல்லாங்காட்டி, செம பிகுர், இந்த ஏரியாலியே நீ தான் செம பிகுர். இவ்ளோ சூப்பர்-ஆ, ஒரு பயலும் பாககலே. தோம்மே, நான் உன்னே டாவடிக்கேறேன்
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Bad Times

Bad Times

You know that you are running a bad time when

1. When you implement some great idea which was in back burner
2. When your bank balance goes down at regular intervals
3. When you need to visit doctor regularly
4. When your team member fresher refuse to carry out instruction
5. When your favourate restaurent food upsets stomach
6. When your stock falls by 6% on a day when sensex goes up by 300 point
7. When your car battery fails while driving (it happens once in 4 yrs)
8. When your white shirt becomes yellow during dip and dry
9. When your career consultant does not return your calls
10. When you get a SMS from new friend like "stop spamming"

பூவே உனக்காக

பூவே உனக்காக

பூ என்றால் வாசனை
அன்பு, நட்பு , பாசம்
அதன் வாடிப்போகும் தன்மை
சற்று யோசிக்க வைக்கும்

நாமும் வாடும் போது !

பூ என்றால் புதுமை
வண்ணம், மலர்ச்சி, இதம்
வண்டு மொய்க்கும் தேன்
சற்று யோசிக்க வைக்கும்

நாமும் மயங்கும் போது !

பூ என்றால் பூங்கொத்து
நலம், அமைதி, அடக்கம்
அதன் சீரான அணிவகுப்பு
சற்று யோசிக்க வைக்கும்

நமது முறை எப்போது ?

Spider Web

Spider Web

Study
Work
Earn
Borrow
Work More
Re-Pay
Stress
Disease
Medicine
Insurance
Work
Earn
Re-Pay
Retire
Bit of Rest
Die

Phew....
its a spider web

Anger

Why so much of Anger in life?

1. Is it bcoz of frustration from your side?

2. Is it bcoz of inability to control the situation from your side?

3. Is it bcoz of impractical behaviour, questions from the other side?

4. Is it bcoz of authoritative, taken for granted approach from the other side ?

5. or is it simply hard truth turns sour in your mind ???