Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Tax... Tax...

1) Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX

3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX

5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY

8) Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans : Pls die in the next 3 mnonths... or else., you will have to pay the the FUNERAL TAX effectove October !!!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Lyrics of Sara Sara Saara Kaathu from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Lyrics of Sara Sara Saara Kaathu from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Sung By Chinmayee
Lyrics By Vairamuthu
Music By M Ghibran

humming

Pallavi

sara sara
saara-k-kaathu veesum podhum
sir-a paarthu pesum podhum
saara-p-paambu pola nenju
satham poduthey

sara sara
saara-k-kaathu veesum podhum
sir-a paarthu pesum podhum
saara-p-paambu pola nenju
satham poduthey

ithu ithu
iththu pona nenja thaikka
oththa paarvai paathu sellu
motha soththa yezhudhi thaaren
moochu utpada

ithu ithu
iththu pona nenja thaikka
oththa paarvai paathu sellu
motha soththa yezhudhi thaaren
moochu utpada

tea pola nee
enna yen aaththure ?

sara sara
saara-k-kaathu veesum podhum
sir-a paarthu pesum podhum
saara-p-paambu pola nenju
satham poduthey

Charanam 1

enge ooru pidikkutha ?
enga thanni inikkudha ?
suthi varum kaathiley
sutta eeral manakkudha ?

mutta kozhi pudikkava?
morai-p-padi samaikkava ?
yelumbunga kadikkayim
enna konjam nenaikkava ?

kamba-n-choru rusikka vaa
samaicha kayya rasikka vaa
modakka-thaan rasam vachi
madakka-thaan pakkuren
retta dosai suttu vachi
kaava kakkuren

mukkannu nongu naan vikkuren
mandu nee kaanga yen kekkurey ?

sara sara
saara-k-kaathu veesum podhum
sir-a paarthu pesum podhum
saara-p-paambu pola nenju
satham poduthey

Charanam 2

pullu kattu vaasamaa
buthi-k-kul veesure
maattu mani sathamaa
masaukkul kekkere
katta vandi otture
kayyalavu manasule
kayyezhuthu podure
kanni ponnu maarbule

moonu naala pakkale
ooril endha poovum pookkale

aattu kallu kuzhiyile
urangi pogum poonayaa
unne venthu paathutta
kerangi porenyaa

meenukku yengura kokku nee
kothave theriyale makku nee

sara sara
saara-k-kaathu veesum podhum
sir-a paarthu pesum podhum
saara-p-paambu pola nenju
satham poduthey

sara sara
saara-k-kaathu veesum podhum
sir-a paarthu pesum podhum
saara-p-paambu pola nenju
satham poduthey

ithu ithu
iththu pona nenja thaikka
oththa paarvai paathu sellu
motha soththa yezhudhi thaaren
moochu utpada

ithu ithu
iththu pona nenja thaikka
oththa paarvai paathu sellu
motha soththa yezhudhi thaaren
moochu utpada

tea pola nee
enna yen aaththure ?

kaattu malligai poothirukku kaadhala kaadhala
vandhu vandhu oodi pogum vandu-k-enna kaaichala ?

Lyrics of Poraney Poraney from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Lyrics of Poraney Poraney from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Sung By Ranjith & Neha Bhasin
Lyrics By Karthink Neha
Music By M Ghibran

Pallavi

f: poraney poraney
kaathoda thoothal poley
poraney poraney
povaama-thaan poraney (2)

azhagaai nee neranja
adada pondhukkul pogayai poley

m: poraley poraley
kaathoda thoothal poley
poraley poraley
povaama-thaan poraley (2)

Charanam 1

f: paruvam thodangi aasa vechen
illadha saamikkum poosa vechen

m: mazhayil nenanja kaatha poley
manasa neeyum nanaichu-putte

f: eera kuzhaya konjam iraval thayya
ponnu manasu-konjam punaya-vaayya
yera iranga paakkum rosa-k-kara
tea thoolu vaasam konda mosa-k-kara

m: ada nallan-kuruvi onnu manasa manasa
siru kanna-n-kuzhiyile paduk-kiriche
chinna chinna korathi ponnu kannu muzhiya thaan
eecham kaaya yezhanchiruche

f: poraney poraney
kaathoda thoothal poley
poraney poraney
povaama-thaan poraney (2)

Charanam 2

m: kenathu nelavaa naanirundhen
kalle erinju kozhappi-putte

f: unna paarthu pesayila
rendaam murayaa kutha vache

m: mookanaam gown-e-pola un nenaippu
cheem-paalu vaasam pola un sirippu

f: ada-kaakkum kozhi pola en thavippu
posukkunnu poothirukke en pozhappu

m: ada manja kezhangu unna nenachi nenachi dhinam
manasukkulle vachu poottikitten
un pinju viral pathicha manna eduthu naan
thayathu-kku poosi-k-kitten

m: poraley
poraley
poraley
povaama-thaan poraley

f: azhagaai nee neranja
adada pondhukkul pogayai poley

poraney poraney
kaathoda thoothal poley
poraney poraney
povaama-thaan poraney (2)

poraney
poraney
poraney

Lyrics of Thanjavuru Maadathi from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Lyrics of Thanjavuru Maadathi from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Sung By Jayamoorthy
Lyrics By Ve. Ramasamy
Music By M Ghibran

thanjavuru maadathi
pambara kondai maadathi
vengala kondai maadathi
ava kunthaaniya maadathi

kalli kaattu oda meley
maadu mecha maadathi
kattu kulle kandedutha
kaala muttai maadathi

sayam kaalam veedu vandhu
vega vecha maadathi

punja pona maamen kaaran
thinga vandhaan maadathi

punja pona maamen kaaran
thinga vandhaan maadathi

thinga vandha maamen kaaran
odi ponaan maadathi

aan mumpanayil needhunadhu paambu kunji maadathi
kaattil ava yeduthathu paambu muttai maadathi

aye thanjavuru maadathi
pambara kondai maadathi
vengala kondai maadathi
ava kunthaaniya maadathi

Lyrics of Senga Soola Kaara from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Lyrics of Senga Soola Kaara from Vaagai Sooda Vaa
English meaning of Senga Soola Kaara from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Sung By Anitha
Lyrics By Vairamuthu
Music By M Ghibran

Lyrics of Senga Soola Kaara from Vaagai Sooda Vaa

Sung By Anitha
Lyrics By Vairamuthu
Music By M Ghibran

Senga soolai kaara
Senga soolai kaara
kaanja kallu vendhu pochu vaada
megam koodi irutti pochu vaada

man who makes bricks
brick has got baked, come soon
greay clouds are gathering, come fast


Senga soolai kaara
Senga soolai kaara
kaanja kallu vendhu pochu vaada
megam koodi irutti pochu vaada

man who makes bricks
brick has got baked, come soon
greay clouds are gathering, come fast

sutta sutta mannu kallachu
natta natta kallu veedachu
nochu nochu patta namma pozhappu thaan
pacha mannaa pochu

Baked sand became brick
brick make houses
those who slog hard are yet to reap the benefits

vitha vitha kallu ennachu
vinna vinna thottu ninaachu
mannu kuzhi pola namma parambarai pallam aaghi pochu

what came out of sold bricks
buildings go sky high
but people who make bricks are stuck below the sand pit


ayyanaar saami
azhudhu theerthu paarthom
soranai ketta saami
soththa thaane kettom ?

We cried hard before
Lord Ayyanaar
we asked for food
But Lord did not care

kaalai vaasa kangu poda
kalli mulli vetti vaada

like a bull, come fast running over tough terrain

Senga soolai kaara
Senga soolai kaara
kaanja kallu vendhu pochu vaada
megam koodi irutti pochu vaada

man who makes bricks
brick has got baked, come soon
greay clouds are gathering, come fast

mannu mannu mattum loraaga (?)
makka makka paanju vaaraaga
mazha mazha vandhu
mannu karaigayil makka enge poga ?

sand gets dugged
people consume more
when rain pours and sand melts
where will the people go ?

indha kali mannu vegaadhu
enga thalai murai maaradhu
manna kindi pona
mannu puzhuvukku veedu vaasal yedhu ?

this grey top cant be baked
our era wont change
when you keep digging
where will the insects will go and live ?

ayyanaar saami
kannu thorandhu paaru
enga veettu saami
unne vitta yaaru ?

Open your eyes and see Lord Ayyanaar
Who else can take care us other than you?

edhir kaalam unakkagga
yettu yettu vachu vaada

future is yours
come, walk and join briskly


thanthana thaane thanthana thaane
vervai thanni veettukulle
velakku yethum vaada

Sweat would light the lamp inside the home, come fast

vervai thanni veettukulle
velakku yethum vaada

Sweat would light the lamp inside the home, come fast

Lyrics of Oh My Angel from Yuvan Yuvathi

Lyrics of Oh My Angel from Yuvan Yuvathi
Sung By Vijay Antony
Music By Vijay Antony
Lyrics By Annamalai

Palllavi

unnai marakkamal iruppathaal irakkamal irukkiren
en imaigal moodum podhum un mugam paarkiren

unnai marakkamal iruppathaal irakkamal irukkiren
en imaigal moodum podhum un mugam paarkiren

Oh My Angel (8)

unnai marakkamal iruppathaal irakkamal irukkiren
en imaigal moodum podhum un mugam paarkiren

charanam 1

nee kannil vizhuntha naalil
en amaithi kalainthadi
manam kallai erintha kulamaai
athil alai vanthu ezunthathadi
en kangalil uyir vanthu kasikirathey
ithu kaadhal kodutha vali
ingu kadalinil oru thuli pirigirathey
nee ennai pirintha nodi

Oh My Angel (8)

unnai marakkamal iruppathaal irakkamal irukkiren
en imaigal moodum podhum un mugam paarkiren

Charanam 2

intha udalai pirinthu veliye
enthan uyir thaan alayuthadi
naan mattum inge thaniye
en idhayam valikkuthadi
udalukku oru murai maranam varum
en manam dhinam saaguthadi
naragathai pol en vaazhkai
un nyabagam kolluthadi

Oh My Angel (8)

Lyrics of 24 Mani Neram from Yuvan Yuvathi

Lyrics of 24 Mani Neram from Yuvan Yuvathi

Sung By Haricharan
Music By Vijay Antony
Lyrics BY Annamalai


24 Mani neram
ilaimakku ingey pothadhu
america ponna paathaley adha namma oru pudikkathu
azhaginga ulagam idhuvachu
pazhagida pudikkum peru moochu
anagunda thookki pottalum ivanunga aattam adangaathu

Hands Up Everybody Hands Up.. Hey..
Hands Up Everybody Hands Up..

inbam thedum paruvam
paduthum pengal urugvam
time bomb poley idhayam
ivalunga-laley vedikkum
vaazhkai inge varavu
veenam saami thuravu
light illamal uravu
meedum vendum iravu

Hands Up Everybody Hands Up.. Hey..
Hands Up Everybody Hands Up (2)

24 Mani neram
ilaimakku ingey pothadhu
america ponna paathaley adha namma oru pudikkathu

adiraa

Charanam 1

Kappiya kudi, nee paattu padi
manasukku pudichatha nee senju mudi
vaangidu adi, vaanathai idi
thaangida thaangida aagu ready

Hands Up Everybody Hands Up.. Hey..
Hands Up Everybody Hands Up

vaazhvathu aram, koothadum manam
ovvoru thedhiyum vaaliba dhinam
manasoru kudam, verum kaali idam
adhu rombi vazhiyattum thedu sugam
netru naalai ellame kanavu
ishtam pole indru vaazhada
oodum naatkal oottum nam pozhuthai
thalladu-mun jolly seyyadaa

24 Mani neram
ilaimakku ingey pothadhu
america ponna paathaley adha namma oru pudikkathu

Hands Up Everybody Hands Up.. Hey..
Hands Up Everybody Hands Up (2)

Charanam 2

platina-silai, vizhi veesum valai
paaravayil bodhayil suthudhu thalai
anu kadhir ulai, soodethum malai
seyyudhu seyyudhu uyirai kolai
sikkena udai kick-ana nadai
idhayathai thaakura athiradi padai
mounathai udai aasaikku thadai
kangalil kangalil podu edai
poo pookkamal kaai kaaikkum azhagu
paarkkumbodhey kannai kuthudhey
vendaam podhum endralum valarum
meesai poley aasai neeludhey

24 Mani neram
ilaimakku ingey pothadhu
america ponna paathaley adha namma oru pudikkathu
azhaginga ulagam idhuvachu
pazhagida pudikkum peru moochu
anagunda thookki pottalum ivanunga aattam adangaathu

Hands Up Everybody Hands Up.. Hey..
Hands Up Everybody Hands Up (2)

Lyrics of Un Kannai Paartha Piragu from Yuvan Yuvathi

Lyrics of Un Kannai Paartha Piragu from Yuvan Yuvathi

Sung By Karthik, Ramya
Music By Vijay Antony
Lyrics By Priyan

Pallavi

Un kannai paartha piragu
en ulle latcham siragu
un oora paarvai asaivil manam kudai saayum
nee vandhu pona piragu, thalai keezhaai maarum ulagu
un illam irukkum thisayil thiriyudh-en paadham
thanneril aadhum aalayai
kaatrodu midhakkum ilayaai
en manadhum maarukindrathey unadhaai
sila neram migavum sugamaai
sila neram migavum sumayaai
ayyo kaadhal paduthukindrathey puthidhaai

Un kannai paartha piragu
en ulle latcham siragu
un oora paarvai asaivil manam kudai saayum


Charanam 1

adi unnai pola pennai engum kandathillai
indru varai en manadhai yaarume eerthathidhillai - oh
un uthadu endhan perai sollum neram
silirkkiren, thavikkiren en vasam naanum illai - oh
mazhai nindra podhum kilaigal siru thooral poduvathu pol
nee kadantha piragum ninaivil iruppai

Un kannai paartha piragu
en ulle latcham siragu
un oora paarvai asaivil manam kudai saayum


Charanam 2

ennai vittu ullam undhan pinnaal sellum
thadukkiren thavirkkiren idhayamum ketkavillai - oh
naan indru pola endrum sokki ponadhillai
idharku mun ena-kkindha paravasam paaitha-dhillai - oh
nee netru enghu irunthaai, en nenjil indru nuzhainthaai
ini naalai enna avaisthai purivaai


Un kannai paartha piragu.....

Lyrics of Ullangai from Yuvan Yuvathi

Lyrics of Ullangai from Yuvan Yuvathi

Sung By Sangeetha Rajeshwaran
Music By Vijay Antony
Lyrics By Annamalai


Ullankayyai udharum podhu viralgal vilagumo ?
unmai kaalam kadanthu pogum podhu kadhal tholayumo ?

en vizhi thirayil un uruvam azhiyathadhu
en nithiriyaio un kanavai kalaikkathadhu

en kaladiyil nee kidanthaai thaandi sendreney
vegu thooradhai naan kadanthu unnai thedugindreney

Ullankayyai udharum podhu viralgal vilagumo ?
unmai kaalam kadanthu pogum podhu kadhal tholayumo ?

en vizhi thirayil un uruvam azhiyathadhu
en nithiriyao un kanavai kalaikkathadhu

en kaladiyil nee kidanthaai thaandi sendreney
vegu thooradhai naan kadanthu unnai thedugindreney

Ullankayyai udharum podhu viralgal vilagumo ?
unmai kaalam kadanthu pogum podhu kadhal tholayumo ?

en vizhi thirayil un uruvam azhiyathadhu
en nithiriyaio un kanavai kalaikkathadhu