It is so sad to see the new age astro predictions which comes today's news papers or channels.... Lets have a look at it and have a hearty laugh...
Prediction # 1 - A home improvement project may be on the anvil but make sure you set a budget and stick to it
comment - is it a prediction or advise?
# 2 - Pay attention to health matters if you have been feeling tired and run-down
comment - i will go to doctor and not read ur stupid advise dude...
# 3 - Dont give into any provocations and lose your cool
comment - wow., are you my dad now?
# 4 - Steer clear of any potentially explosive situations
comment - yeah, i am not working in Iraq dear...
# 5 - Distractions might make it difficult for you to focus on your tasks
comment - were you writing this when you are watching Ftv dude?
# 6 - Travel is on the cards
comment - yeah., my office is in suburb and i need to take a bus for 30km.... is that what you call travel dude?
# 7 - Prioritise your work otherwise you will be feeling bad
comment - will you me by personal assistant instead of writing this crap?
good one :D
ReplyDelete