Cell Phone jokes

Nowadays, cell phones are priced like laptops and got lot of features... so, i realised i can make couple of jokes out of it, they are:

1. Feature - 512 MB RAM, 448 MB ROM, Vista... blah blah...
Reaction: wow., thats better the configuration of my desktop provided to me in office :)

2. Feature - 7 mega pixel camera. I can take and publish pictures in facebook.
Q: How do you do it?
A: well, i just bought it. If you give me 3 hours i will learn and tell you :)

3. Feature - email access
Q: So, do you check ur mails thru this?
A: Yes, i do once in a week. coz i receive only junk mails from my friends...

4. Feature - Bluetooth
Q: Can u take me a picture and send to me over bluetooth?
A: as i told you, i am just learning the feature. i will manage to send it in another 30m
after 30m - why are you swetting?
a: i am trying hard to learn the flow and send the picture., dont disturb me, hang on...